Monday, August 18, 2008
1) When you start telling your kids that you're bored.
2) You've quit wearing perfume and instead settle for two sprays of mosquito
3) You've grilled everything you can think of including your husband's favorite
pair of flip flops.
4) The only family vacation you want to take is to Slumberland.
5) You cut the grass in the shape of a giant calendar so you can mark the days
until school starts.
6) You've started using the hedge clippers to trim your own hair.
7) The lemonade has turned ruby red -- exactly the same color as the tube of
lipstick you can't find.
8) You've eaten so much sweet corn that you now chew your green beans holding
them with both hands.
9) Your garden produced so many zucchinis that you have started hiding them in
the purses of friends who visit.
10) You get caught trying to buy school supplies for yourself.
Posted by Cheryl Moeller: Stand up Comic for Moms, Syndicated Mom Humor Columnist, Conference Speaker, Author, Cookbook writer, and Mom of 6. Contact: firstname.lastname@example.org at 8:14 AM