10 Reasons It's Time for Mom to Learn Computer Skills

1.   You offer to sew new curtains for Windows 2007.
2.   You rush both your children to the doctor when they tell you the computer has a virus.
3.   You put on lipstick and earrings and a puff of extra hair spray before visiting Facebook.
4.   You asked the Best Buy salesman if you could have fries and a drink with your new Mac.
5.   You scold your son for calling his friend a Yahoo.
6.   You ask your neighbor if there really is a farmer in the Dell.
7.   Your teenager stops you just in time from putting their Blackberry in a flaky pie crust and baking it on 350.
8.   You continually correct your children's bad grammar for saying IPOD -- "You should say MEPOD instead -- and by the way, quit talking and finish your peas!"
9.   You told your daughter to stop complaining about her hard drive -- when you were her age you had to walk three miles to school (and uphill in both directions).
10. You produce a can of Raid and search for a webmaster in the house -- they could be poisonous after all.

Laugh Your Way through Parenthood

Ten Reasons it May be Time for a Parent to Call a Financial Advisor

1.            Your local bank has installed an ATM in your living room.  

2.            You’ve bounced so many checks the National Basketball Association decides to draft you.

3.            Your adjustable rate mortgage now stands at 138%.

4.            Even on-line thieves won’t steal your identity.

5.            Your 401K is now a 101B.

6.            At the rate your pension fund is growing you’ll be able to afford a comfortable retirement – when you turn 109.

7.            Your stock market investments spark another Great Depression.

8.            The government issues you a Social Insecurity Number.

9.           You think Fannie Mae is where you can buy chocolate truffles.

10.         The only hedge you have against inflation grows red berries in the back yard.

S'MOR (Social Mediazation - Optium Results) Conference

This is a day you don't want to miss.
Please join us to learn new skills, get motivated, and try something new.


1.  Get a (better) job with Karen Evertsen


2.  Publish new ways in 2010 with Cheryl Moeller

Saturday, July 31, 9:30 Am - 4:00 Pm - Arlington Heights Memorial Library, 500 N. Dunton St., Arlington Heights, IL 60004 - 


  S'MOR "Social Mediazation for Optium Results" Conference
- Linkedin and your Job Search - Karen Evertsen
- Network Your Way to Your Next Job or Career - Karen Evertsen- Twitter Your Way to a Book - Cheryl Moeller
- Blog Your Way to a Platform and Pitch - Cheryl Moeller
- Relationships Matter - Cheryl Moeller


Cheryl Moeller is a national published author, syndicated humor columnist, and speaker.


Please R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller.com

Free Admission. Freewill offering will be taken for For Better For Worse For Keeps Ministries during the conferences.  Lunch is on your own at area restaurants.


Special Guest Karen Evertsen, Talent Search Leader

Question and Answers Sessions at a Great Chicagoland Restaurant

Entire Meal on the Grill

Marinate your chicken) for at least one hour in 1 cup of olive oil, 1/4 cup balsamic vinegar, and 1/4 cup sugar. Sprinkle with oregano and garlic powder. Place the meat on a low temperature grill on grill.

Open 8 oz. can of Bush's grilling baked beans. Place the can on the grill with the lid removed.

Open a 10 oz. can of artichokes and leave the water in. Set the can on the grill with the lid removed. (Once amply warmed, drain the artichokes, before serving.)

Corny Cornbread:
If your grill has an upper rack, it's best to cook the corn bread there. Spray PAM really well on a preheated cast iron skillet or use two 9 in cake pans stacked on top of each other (to make the pan thicker.)  1 3/4 cups cornmeal 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. baking powder 2 Tbsps. sugar (optional) Mix and then add: 2 eggs 2 cups buttermilk 1 can of whole kernel corn, drained (optional) Mix, but only until everything is combined (don't overmix). Bake on low grill with the grill cover closed for about 20 minutes. Watch it carefully.

You will have  your entire meal done on the grill!

3 More Conferences in July

Schaumburg, IL
First Ever For Young Singles Under 33 years of Age - The Road to "I Do" Single's Conference on Relationships Part I
Are you a college student?
Are you a grad student?
Are you a twentysomething wanting real answers from the Bible?
Saturday, July 17, 9:30 Am Registration - 10:00 Am - 3:30 Pm - Conference
Pompei Restaurant, 1261 East Higgins Road, Schaumburg, IL 60173
Please purchase your noon meal during the conference at Pompei.
Free Conference Notes. Free admission, but freewill offering will be taken for For Better For Worse For Keeps Ministries.
R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller.com




Oakbrook Terrace, IL
For Better For Worse For Keeps Marriage Conference
Sunday, July 18, 12:30 Pm - Registration and buy your own lunch or dinner at Pompei Restaurant, 1:00 Pm - 8:00 Pm - Conference
Note a different Pompei Location: Pompei Restaurant, 17 W. 744 22nd Street, Oakbrook Terrace, IL 60181
Free conference notes. Free admission but freewill offering will be taken for For Better For Worse For Keeps Ministries.
R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller.com



Carmel, IN
Saturday, July 31, For Young Singles Under the Age of 30 - The Road to "I Do" Single's Conference on Relationships, Part I
8:30 Am - Registration, 9:00 Am - 4:00 Pm - Conference
Location is Keltie's Restaurant, 110 South Union Street, Westfield, IN 46074-9458
Each registrant will pay $13 for lunch at the door, including tax, tip, and morning coffee break with cookies. Free conferences notes. Free admission, but freewill offering will be taken for For Better For Worse For Keeps Ministries.
R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller.com

Dearborn Heights, Michigan