Bring on the Happy Holidays

Saturday Morning, December 3, Momlaughs Comedy with Cheryl Moeller, Women's Christmas Tea at Kenosha Christian Church, Kenosha, WI

All New! Part II

Cheryl's Writing and Publishing Conference:  Writing, Publishing, Kindle Publishing, Speaking, and Blogging Part II
Anyone Can Writing a Book and I will Show you How
Monday through Wednesday, November 14, 15, and 16
Bethany Baptist Church, 6700 W Gunnison Avenue, Harwood Heights, IL 60706
Lunch will be 30 minutes long to eat at area restaurants or to bring a brown bag lunch with you.
No admission charged, a love offering will be taken for FBFWFK Ministries, a 501c3 Ministry
R.S.V.P. to forkeepsministries@gmail.com

Mom's Good News... Mom's Bad News...

Mom's Good News...

I have a lot of friends on Facebook.

Mom's Bad News...

But, none in the real world.

Mom's Good News...

I just got my hair colored.

Mom's Bad News...

It did involve black shoe polish. 

Mom's Good News...

I discovered a brush and brushed my hair.

Mom's Bad News...

Found out it was the dog's brush.

Mom's Good News...

I put make-up on before church.

Mom's Bad News...

I forgot to take my pajamas off.



Mom's Good News...

My two-year son told me I looked pretty.

Mom's Bad News...

He also likes Ronald McDonald and Bozo.



Mom's Good News...


My favorite store is having a "Buy One, Get One Free" Sale!

Mom's Bad News...

I can't afford to even buy one.


Mom's Good News...

I brought extra diapers for our family vacation.

Mom's Bad News...

I forgot to pack the suitcase.

Mom's Good News...

I found cash!

Mom's Bad News:

The cash was in someone's pocket in the laundry.  After doing 15 loads that day,
if you average it out, I figure I made less than six cents an hour.

More Real Good News...
                        Cheryl's Books On Kindle and Amazon.

Help! Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle Kindle Version

Pre-order Cheryl's Cookbook and solve your dinner dilemma permanently

New on Kindle this Week - Keep Courting: 100 Ways to Keep Courting After Marriage

 - Kindle review by Kerry Doyal:   - "Bob & Cheryl are at it again: providing solid, practical resources. They not only nudge us to live lives of love, they point to paths we can pursue to "do love"." 

Buy it today and Save

Keep Courting on Kindle

Watermelon Cake

The Cake is an actual watermelon...WOW!  Click here

http://blogs.babble.com/family-kitchen/2011/06/23/red-white-blue-watermelon-almond-tart/

Momlaughs Motto

I'm president of the biggest nation on earth - ProcrastiNation.

Top Ten Things a Mom Can Learn from a Goldfish

10. You can both eat and be eaten.
9. Keep the glass clean; it helps you to see outside
8. Just because you own a castle by the sea, doesn't mean it's worth much.

Very Funny!
New! Mom's Stuck On Spin Cycle Order Now!

7. Don't let the mirror give you a false sense of security because it makes you look bigger than you are

6. Eating more doesn't eliminate the ones that want to eat you.

5. Not everything in the fish bowl is a fish.

4. Don't be proud of being H20 intolerant.

3. Not everything that gets shaken down on you is good for you.

2. Don't get caught in the net.

1. Don't get caught in the net.