Wednesday, November 24, 2010

"Treasure Your Family" Super Sleuth!


Enjoy your kids, grandkids, nieces, and nephews on Thanksgiving Day. We wrote this to encourage you to have fun.  Everything you need is included here (you might need to tweak slightly).

Top Secret
Clue #1:
To find the next clue, it really doesn’t matter, you can reach the roof if you go outside and use the _ _ _ _ _ _.

Top Secret
Clue #2:
Now it’s time to use your wings and glide, you’ll find the next clue outside under the _ _ _ _ _.

Top Secret
Clue #3:
Don't you know, it’s time to send-o, you’ll find your next clue in an inside  screen _ _ _ _ _ _.

Top Secret
Clue #4:
This clue requires work, so be sure to smile, you’ll find the next clue buried under the north end of a backyard leaf _ _ _ _.

Top Secret
Clue #5:
This clue may let you race, because it’s over on the baseball field just behind first _ _ _ _.

Top Secret
Clue #6:
The clues are getting harder.  When you ride a horse you need stirrups, look inside the frig... you’ll find the clue taped to the sticky _ _ _ _ _.

Top Secret
Clue #7:
To win this contest you must have the strength of an ox, you’ll find the next clue inside the outside mail _ _ _.

Top Secret
Clue #8:
If you obey your mother, you’ll know you’ll please her...
you’ll find the next prize inside the kitchen _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Top Secret
Clue #9:
This game is difficult, it pushes you to the max, you’ll find the next clue under a machine that let’s you _ _ _.

Top Secret
Clue #10:
If you’ve come this far, you must be really stable,
the final prize is on the _ _ _ _ _.

(Your turkey is your final destination.)
(For children, add some more prizes also, or tears might flow!)


Congratulations!
You are The Official
Super Sleuth!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

One Stop Shopping

 
Keep Courting 
Baby Saves Christmas
For Better For Worse For Keeps
For Better For Worse For Keeps Part I 4 part CD Set
The Road to I Do Part I 4 part CD Set



                                   Marriage Miracle


                                   With Bob Moeller, Full conference on 4 Part DVD Set


Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Cheryl's Apple Cider for Thanksgiving

Give Your Guests a Warm Welcome This Thanksgiving

Cheryl's Apple Cider 

Ingredients:
1 gallon pure apple juice or cider
1 cinnamon stick
2 large apples, washed and cored (not peeled)
2 individual herbal apple tea bags.

Preparation:
Add all ingredients to crockpot, and stir. 
Cover, and cook on low for 8-10 hours.  
To serve remove tea bags and stir.  

This festive healthy cider is different and refreshing with real dissolved apple pieces.
A warm and easy way to welcome your guests as they arrive to Thanksgiving Dinner.  

Cheryl Moeller

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Help, Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle CD and Mini-Book by Cheryl Moeller

Sample Page From the Mini-Book, that comes also with a CD: 




Proverbs 15:13 - "A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit." 



Ten Reasons Why Not All Your New Year’s Resolutions May Stick
Mom often makes well-meaning and noble resolutions at the beginning of her New Year, but if
we check in just one week later….well, we find reality has set in, and Mom has adjusted her goals slightly.


1. January 1: “My children and I will learn Modern Hebrew this
year.”
One Week Later: “My children and I will eat one dozen bagels with
lox.”
2. January 1: “I will get the kids the pet they’ve always wanted.”
One Week Later: “I will buy a collar and a leash for my Chia Pet®.”
3. January 1: “I will make homemade yogurt from only organic
ingredients.”
One Week Later: “I will allow my children only two Go-Gurts® in
their mouths at a time.”
4. January 1: “I will take my children to a museum once a month.”
One Week Later: “I will show my kids where I ate super chili dogs
in high school.”
5. January 1: “I will feature a Van Gogh painting each month on our
coffee table.”
One Week Later: “I will make my van go to Starbucks each day for
a coffee.”
6. January 1: “I will make a time for reading each day.”
One Week Later: “I will read the back of grocery store receipts
to see if I have earned enough points to get the free featured
cookware.”
7. January 1: “I will slow down this year and get the rest I need.”
One Week Later: “I will slow down so I don’t get arrested again this
year.”
8. January 1: “I will use only one email address.”
One Week Later: “I will go from eight to seven email addresses.”
9. January 1: “I will not only wash, but also dry, all our dirty dishes
immediately after each meal.”
One Week Later: “I will train my cat to dry dishes; the dog already
washes them.”
10. January 1: “We will never eat food in the car this year.”
One Week Later: “We will quit using our gas grill in the back seat.”

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Sunday, October 10, 2010

Help! Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle



Buy now at Momlaughs and laugh your way through next month.
Perfect for Christmas and holiday gift giving.

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Help, Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle by Cheryl Moeller
2 Pack includes:  Help, Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle CD and Help, Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle:  31 Days to Laugh Your Way Through Motherhood  34 Page Mini-book 
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At last a book and CD that answers the proverbial question, “Where is my other sock?.” Cheryl Moeller, who spent 30 years in the laundry room emerges at last to tell her story – such as the time Metamucil tablets left in a pants pocket became the size of basketballs after 30 minutes in the washing machine.  Her over-the-laundry pile humor will help you laugh your way through motherhood -- 31 days in a row.  She’ll also give you Ten Ways to know it’s going to be a Long Labor and Delivery, Ten Things you Can Learn from your Cat, and Ten Reasons Why a Mom should be President. So when your laundry gets taller than you are, turn over a basket, sit down and read a page of, “Help, Mom’s Stuck on Spin Cycle.” Warning: You may emerge from the laundry room with permanent press wrinkles -- from laughing.

Cheryl Moeller, M.A.R., is a wife, proud launderer, and mother of six children (ages
11 to 28).  She is also a stand-up comic, conference speaker, syndicated humor columnist, and author.  Cheryl has been married to her husband, Bob, for 31 years and together they are co-founders of For Better, For Worse, For Keeps Ministries (www.forkeepsministries.com). Cheryl also blogs regularly at: www.momlaughs.blogspot.com.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Outline for Nancy Turner's This is the Day! with Guests Bob and Cheryl Moeller


Listen to Nancy Turner's This is the Day! each weekday from 10:00-11:00 Am CT.

Why Real Dads Help Their Wives at Home  (Outline and Talking Points for Bob and Cheryl Moeller)

1.   Every real true dad looks for an opportunity to show the full extent of his love (John 1:1).
2.   Every real dad knows character is serving even when others oppose you (John 1:2).
3.   Every real dad is secure enough in his identity to kneel down to serve others (John 1:3-4).
4.   Every real dad is willing to perform the task that needs to be done right now (John 1:5).
5.   Every real dad knows their work may not be appreciated until much later (John 1:6).
6.   Every real dad looks for teachable moments in the daily tasks of life (John 1:7-11).
7.   Every real dad understands the power of example to bless others (John 11:12-17)

Remember, marriage is for better for worse for keeps.

If you would like to receive Marriage Minutes free E-devotionals 5x a week to your email inbox for free, email forkeepsministries@gmial.com to sign up.

John 13 - Jesus Washes His Disciples' Feet - to show the full extent of His love.

 1It was just before the Passover Feast. Jesus knew that the time had come for him to leave this world and go to the Father. Having loved his own who were in the world, he now showed them the full extent of his love.  2The evening meal was being served, and the devil had already prompted Judas Iscariot, son of Simon, to betray Jesus. 3Jesus knew that the Father had put all things under his power, and that he had come from God and was returning to God; 4so he got up from the meal, took off his outer clothing, and wrapped a towel around his waist. 5After that, he poured water into a basin and began to wash his disciples' feet, drying them with the towel that was wrapped around him.
 6He came to Simon Peter, who said to him, "Lord, are you going to wash my feet?"
 7Jesus replied, "You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand."
 8"No," said Peter, "you shall never wash my feet."
      Jesus answered, "Unless I wash you, you have no part with me."
 9"Then, Lord," Simon Peter replied, "not just my feet but my hands and my head as well!"
 10Jesus answered, "A person who has had a bath needs only to wash his feet; his whole body is clean. And you are clean, though not every one of you." 11For he knew who was going to betray him, and that was why he said not every one was clean.
 12When he had finished washing their feet, he put on his clothes and returned to his place. "Do you understand what I have done for you?" he asked them. 13"You call me 'Teacher' and 'Lord,' and rightly so, for that is what I am. 14Now that I, your Lord and Teacher, have washed your feet, you also should wash one another's feet. 15I have set you an example that you should do as I have done for you. 16I tell you the truth, no servant is greater than his master, nor is a messenger greater than the one who sent him. 17Now that you know these things, you will be blessed if you do them.




                     Bob and Cheryl Moeller, Co-founders of For Better For Worse For Keeps Ministries
                     Married for 31 years.  Six great kids.  One awesome son-in-law.  Three hungry dogs!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Ten Field Trips to Stay Away From


Ten Field Trips to Stay Away From

1.         "Where Sausage is Made:  The Unusual Sights and Smells of Meat Packing Plant."

2.         "Inside a Real Landfill:  A One Day Tour of Leftovers from the 1980's."

3.         "Amazing Sauerkraut:  A Hands-on Museum."

4.         "100 Feet Up in the Air with no Net:  Learning High Wire Acts with the Professionals."

5.         "Swimming with Great White Sharks:  A Once in a Lifetime Experience."

6.         "Dodging Apples with the Squirrels:  One of the Apple Orchard's Greatest Thrills."

7.         "Shot out of a Cannon:  A Symposium that Soars above the Ordinary." 

8.         "Bungee your Way through the Grand Canyon."

9.         "Discover your Decibel Breaking Point:  A 3 Hour Look at Jet Engine Testing."

10.       "Meet the Ten Most Boring People on Earth:  An All-Day Audio History Event."