HOPELESS ETERNAL ROMANTIC HUSBAND KEEPS COURTING ON FRIDAY DATE DAY: Guest Post by Momlaughs' Husband

HOPELESS ETERNAL ROMANTIC HUSBAND KEEPS COURTING ON FRIDAY DATE DAY:

Seven weeks ago: Rode bikes with Cheryl to get coffee & "Queen's Crown" at Burger King.

Six weeks ago: Drove Cheryl to see the buffalo in Buffalo Grove. (no luck)

Five weeks ago: Took Cheryl to feed the elks in Elk Grove Village. (lucky)

Four weeks ago: Accompanied Cheryl to our bank and got her a free lollipop.

Three weeks ago our date: Escorted Cheryl to vote and we both got free stickers.

Two weeks ago our date: Bought Cheryl new toothbrush and splurged on toothpaste.

One week ago our date: Dumpster dove for Cheryl's requested Thanksgiving front porch decoration. (I was put in charge of curb appeal for our Thanksgiving Dinner and I knew there had to be some "gently used" pumpkins and hay bales from Halloween.) - Bob