Thursday, May 26, 2011
You Know You Have a Large Family When
The combined mileage on your cars is 1,000,000 miles (and you haven’t left your suburb in seven years).
No one invites you over for Sunday dinner (unless it’s for a fast).
You have a laundromat in your basement (it’s open all night and you still can’t find an empty machine).
Holidays are always at your house (Santa has to use a “wide load” sleigh and 16 reindeer to haul everything down to you).
Your monthly grocery store receipt is 4 figures (the commodities market rallies every time you go shopping).
You are happy to get your oldest daughter's hand-me-downs.
As long as you book it by the fourth of July, you are guaranteed a reserved table at your favorite restaurant for your whole family for Valentine’s Day.
You use a whole box of oatmeal to make breakfast (and that’s for the younger kids and newborns).
Your driveway looks like a used car lot (your husband wears a plaid sport coat and has to check with his manager before handing you the keys).
Posted by Cheryl Moeller: Stand up Comic for Moms, Syndicated Mom Humor Columnist, Conference Speaker, Author, Cookbook writer, and Mom of 6. Contact: firstname.lastname@example.org at 10:44 PM