Sunday, November 29, 2009

Momlaughs to Laugh in Your Hometown!


Momlaughs Hometown Humor, Flint Michigan, Down River. Friday, December 4, 2009.
Flint First Wesleyan Church, Christmas Women's Tea. We will make you laugh your way into your Christmas Celebration.

Book Momlaughs in Your Hometown. Now booking for 2010: momlaughs@gmail.com

Sunday, November 22, 2009

9 Ways You Know You've Overdone Your Christmas Decorations



1. The live nativity in your front yard puts the Bronx city zoo out of business.
2. The herd of lighted reindeer in your yard produces a rash of polar bear sightings (and you live in Florida).
3. Your green Christmas garland is so long Tarzan unexpectedly crashes through the front window.
4. The large icicles on your Christmas tree are credited with reversing global warming.
5. Your blow-up inflatable Snowman deflects several killer asteroids back into space.
6. With the thousands of twinkling lights, E.T. dials your number trying to phone home.
7. The elves at the North Pole are jealous!
8. Rudolph’s nose is so bright your neighbors get up at 2:00 Am to leave for work.
9. Due to an abundance of bright lights several 747’s line up for final approach to your house.

Friday, November 20, 2009

"Treasure Your Family" This Thanksgiving - Treasure Hunt 4 Pre-Thanksgiving Fun!



Get Outside While Thanksgiving Meal is Cookin'

"Treasure Your Family" Super Sleuth!


Top Secret
Clue #1: To find the next clue, it really doesn’t matter, you can reach the roof if you go outside and use the
_ _ _ _ _ _.









Top Secret

Clue #2:

Now it’s time to use your wings and glide, you’ll find the next clue across the street under the yellow _ _ _ _ _.







Top Secret


Clue #3:

It’s time to head home and say hi to Bo, you’ll find your next clue in a screened-in
_ _ _ _ _ _ _.






Top Secret



Clue #4:

This clue requires work, so be sure to smile, you’ll find the next clue buried under the north end of a backyard leaf
_ _ _ _.




Top Secret


Clue #5:

This clue may let you race, because it’s over on the baseball field just behind first _ _ _ _.






Top Secret


Clue #6:

The clues are getting harder,
So stop your gabbin…
You’ll find the next clue inside a log _ _ _ _ _.






Top Secret



Clue #7:

To win this contest you must have the strength of an ox, you’ll find the next clue inside the outside mail _ _ _.







Top Secret


Clue #8:

If you obey your mother, you’ll know you’ll please her…you’ll find the next prize inside the kitchen
_ _ _ _ _ _ _.



Top Secret

Clue #9:

This game is difficult, it pushes you to the max, you’ll find the next clue under a machine that let’s you _ _ _.







Top Secret


Clue #10:

If you’ve come this far, you must be stable, the final prize is on the _ _ _ _ _.




Congratulations!

You are The Official
Super Sleuth

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Keep Courting: 100 Ways to Keep Courting After Marriage



Keep Courting! Buy Now!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Keep Courting: 100 Ways to Keep Courting After Marriage by Bob and Cheryl Moeller



Keep Courting: 100 Ways to Keep Courting After Marriage

Make Your Marriage Spark this Christmas, buy the perfect gift book and stocking stuffer - Keep Courting!

Monday, November 16, 2009

The Road to "I Do" and Beyond in Schaumburg, IL