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Thursday, June 28, 2012
me. I did not go through MacDonalds drive-through three times in a row
this morning. First time I did not go through for my own latte and
then remembered that MacKenzie wanted orange juice not me no not me! I
did not go around the building and through the drive-through again. (I
wasn't too lazy to run to Walgreens for the orange juice.) Not me.
not me, no I did not go around the building again and through the
drive-through for the third time because I remembered that Megan wanted
a latte too. I did not tell the guy in
the window that I am kind of like Joshua and the Battle of Jericho and
that I was going to go around the building seven times. The clerk did
not seem that alarmed, at least not as alarmed as when one morning I
forgot I had curlers n my hair and went through the MacDonalds
drive-through for coffee.
No, that could not have been me who did that.
The window clerk did not go and tell every worker in the MacDonalds
kitchen and soon 11 people were staring at me through the window. I
acted like there was nothing different or wrong, but they sure were
staring and whispering. No, not me. I didn't have curlers in my hair
and no I would never go out in public like that. Not Me’s!
Cheryl Moeller: Stand up Comic for Moms, Syndicated Mom Humor Columnist, Conference Speaker, Author, Cookbook writer, and Mom of 6. Contact: email@example.com