The Top Ten Attractions to Avoid

1. Any roadside diner advertising, “Home Cooking” and “Free Oil Change.”

2. Any medieval jousting match asking for your blood type and name of next of kin.

3. Any mule trip into the Grand Canyon selling only one-way tickets.

4. Any tour of a nuclear power plant promising, “You’ll be the first on your block to glow in the dark.”

5. Any Wild West rodeo cautioning, “Patrons must not feed the bulls that charge into the bleachers.”

6. Any 3D Imax theater showing, “The Fantastic Gall Bladder.”

7. Any water amusement park promising, “Raging Rivers and E-Coli Fun for Everyone!”

8. Any helicopter ride requiring proof of a Last Will and Testament.

9. Any bungee-jump offering, “Full Money Back Guarantee If We Forget to Tie the Cord.”

10. Any `All You Can Eat’ Buffett boasting, “We Never Serve the Same Customer Twice!”

Twins - Two Events over Two Days - June 11-12 and June 23-24

Two Events Over Two Days Friday and Saturday, June 11 - 12 Bethany Baptist Church, 6700 West Gunnison Street, Harwood Heights, IL 60706-4098. Meals are on your own. Free snacks and conference notes provided. R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller for both events

June 11, Friday Evening, 5:30 Pm Registration, 6:00 Pm - 9:00 Pm Training for Unlocking the Heart Conference Part I, Bob Moeller, teacher

June 12. Saturday, 10:00 Am - 4:00 Pm Training for Unlocking the Heart Conference Part II, Bob Moeller, teacher

June 11 - Friday Evening, 5:30 Pm Registration, 6:00 Pm - 9:00 Pm FBFWFK Writing and Publishing Conference Part I, Cheryl Moeller, teacher

June 12 - Saturday, 10:00 Am - 4:00 Pm FBFWFK Writing and Publishing Conference Part II, Cheryl Moeller, teacher

R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller.com Click here for more details






Two Events Over Two Days Wednesday and Thursday, June 23 - 24 Bethany Baptist Church, 6700 West Gunnison Street, Harwood Heights, IL 60706-4098. Meals are on your own. Free snacks and free conference notes are provided. R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller for both events.

June 23, Friday Evening, 5:30 Pm Registration, 6:00 Pm - 9:00 Pm Training for Unlocking the Heart Conference Part I, Bob Moeller, teacher

June 24. Saturday, 10:00 Am - 4:00 Pm Training for Unlocking the Heart Conference Part II, Bob Moeller, teacher

June 23 - Friday Evening, 5:30 Pm Registration, 6:00 Pm - 9:00 Pm FBFWFK Writing and Publishing Conference Part I, Cheryl Moeller, teacher

June 24 - Saturday, 10:00 Am - 4:00 Pm FBFWFK Writing and Publishing Conference Part II, Cheryl Moeller, teacher

R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller.com Click here for more details

International Pianist to perform in concert at our June The Road to "I Do" Single's Event in Harwood Heights, IL

June Single's Event Featuring International Pianist Huntley Brown

The Road to "I Do" June Single's Event in Harwood Heights, IL, Sunday, June 6, 1:00 Pm - 6:00 Pm

1:00 Pm - Arrive and Register

1:00 - 2:30 Pm
Casual Cafe with Appetizers, Smoothies, and Smooth Jazz with Huntley Brown

2:30 - 3:15 Pm
Internationally Renowned Huntley Brown Piano Concert
Huntley Brown is the best. Huntley's electrifying playing has earned him many music awards. His music has been described as inspired, anointed, powerful, and explosive. He has recorded many CD's that cover a wide range of musical styles. People are not only impressed with his incredible technique; they are touched by his deep love for Jesus.

3:30 - 4:30 Pm
Abortion and Healing - How it affects our relationships: Past, Present, and Future
Stephen and Melissa Briggs, Hatikvah Film Ministry
Questions and Answers

4:30 - 5:00 Pm
Casual Cafe

5:00 - 6:00 Pm
Brand New! The Road to "I Do" Relationship Inventory and Grid
designed by Bob and Cheryl Moeller
Free for Conference Attendees - Take it/Score it - Under Par or Over Par? on 5 Values

"Fear Not" - with Bob Moeller, Speaker
Question/Answer Time


R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller.com
The Road to "I Do" June Single's Event is No Admission Charge. A Freewill offering will be taken for For Better For Worse For Keeps Ministries
More details on The Road to "I Do" Summer Single's Event Click Here

Writing and Publishing Conference and also a Training Event coming up on April 24

Saturday, April 24 - Two Different Events - Same Location - both events are 9:30 Am - 5:00 Pm
9:30 Am - registration for both conferences
10:00 Am - 5:00 Pm - conferences
Lunch is on your own. Free snacks and free conference notes are provided.
Bethany Baptist Church, 6700 West Gunnison Street, Harwood Heights, IL 60706-4098
For both events R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller.com
1. FBFWFK Writing and Publishing Conference with Cheryl Moeller, M.A.R.,author
and former literary agent

Small enough to know your name, taught by a published writing professionals.

R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller.com

What: For Better For Worse For Keeps Writing and Publishing Conference - Topics are How to get Started; How to Get Published; How to Get an Agent; Our Writing Story; Marketing in the New Mil; Taking it up a Notch; Dreaming Big Versus Realism; What not to Say; What's Your Dream?; What Editors and Publishers are Looking For; Writing an Effective Pitch, Proposal, and Synopsis; and lots of question and answer sessions. We want to take you up a level from where you are. Are you curious about the process? Want to do something new? Have an idea that you want to wade into? Sermon series that could make a book? Or, ready to publish? Then, this is for you.
When: Saturday, April 24, 9:30 Am - Registration. 10:00 Am - 5:00 Pm.
Where: Bethany Baptist Church, 6700 West Gunnison Street, Harwood Heights, IL 60706-4098
Contact for information or R.S.V.P. office@bobandcherylmoeller.com
Cost: No Admission Fee. (A freewill offering will be taken for the For Better For Worse For Keeps Ministries.)
Lunch is on your own. Free snacks and free conference notes are provided.

Each participant can submit 1,500 words before the conference, to be reviewed by Cheryl by phone during the month after the conference. This can be 1,500 words for one project or 750 words for two different projects. We attempt to accommodate your schedule, if possible.

Teacher is Cheryl Moeller, married for 30 years to Bob and homeschool parents of six children (one son-in-law)

Cheryl Moeller, M.A.R.: Co-founder of For Better For Worse For Keeps Ministries, published author of four books with national publishers, published six books (including homeschool curriculum) through her own publishing company - sold through websites and at conferences, wrote articles for various publications including Marriage Partnership and MOPS.org, syndicated humor columnist for seven online parent websites and magazines, stand up comic, speaker for conferences, former publicist, and former literary agent for 11 years. www.bobandcherylmoeller.com www.momlaughs.blogspot.com

2. Pastoral Care Counseling to Unlock Hearts Training Event with Bob Moeller
Bob will teach you to identify the signs of a locked heart and the way to resolve the issues through God's Word and prayer.

Sign up today at office@bobandcherylmoeller.com

Cheryl Speaks at Egg Harbor to Single Women - Spring Break for Single Women

Saturday, April 3 - 1:00 Pm - 3:30 Pm - Spring Break for Single Women, The Road to "I Do" Part IV for Single Women Only
- Learn how to guard your heart
- The test: you are known by the company that you keep.
- Is is really love?
in the party room at Egg Harbor, 140 E Wing St Arlington Heights, IL 60004. No admission fee. (A freewill offering will be taken for For Better For Worse For Keeps Ministries.) Buy your own lunch in the party room in Egg Harbor, starting at 1:00 Pm. R.S.V.P. to office@bobandcherylmoeller.com

More for Single's in 2010

Are you a Christian Single? We have an event for you in 2010!

Crockpot Duets: Two Crockpots Making Beautiful Meals Together (For St. Patty's Day)

My mother-in-law's favorite character was Kermit the Frog.

Two Slowcookers for St. Patty's Day: Slowcooker
Shepherd's Pie and Slowcooker Irish Bread

Slowcooker #1 - Slowcooker Shepherd's Pie

Ingredients:

* 3 lbs ground round turkey
* 1 onion chopped
* 4 cups vegetables - chopped carrots, corn, peas
* 3 lbs potatoes, chopped (5 big ones)
* 1/2 olive oil
* 2 cups beef broth
* 3 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
* 1 teaspoon Salt, 2 teaspoons pepper, 1 teaspoon garlic powder

Preparation:

Spray your slowcooker with non-stick spray.

In separate pan, sauté onions and ground turkey in olive oil over medium heat (15 mins).

In separate pot with water, boil potatoes until tender. Mash potatoes in bowl, season to taste.

Place turkey and onions in slowcooker. Add vegetables. Add salt, pepper, garlic powder, and worcestershire sauce. Add beef broth. Distribute mashed potatoes on top. Rough up with a fork so that there are peaks.

Cover. Cook in slowcooker on high for three hours or low for five hours. Distribute mashed potatoes on top. Rough up with a fork so that there are peaks. Cook twenty minutes longer.

Optional to add two cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese, cover, and cook 10 minutes longer.

Sprinkle with a little paprika.

Serves eight. Celebrate being green.



Slowcooker #2 - Slowcooker Irish Soda Bread

Amply double spray a metal bread pan with non-stick spray and lightly flour it.


Ingredients
:

3 cups flour 

1 Tablespoon baking powder 

1/2 cup sugar 

1 teaspoon salt 

1 teaspoon baking soda 

2 egg whites, lightly beaten 

2 cups buttermilk 

1/4 cup olive oil
1/2 cup or 1 cup raisins, optional


Directions
Preheat oven to 325 degrees and grease a 9×5 inch loaf pan.

Combine flour, baking powder, sugar, salt and baking soda. Blend egg whites and buttermilk together. Add to the flour mixture. Mix, but don't overmix. Stir in olive oil. Pour into prepared pan. Put metal pan into slowcooker.

Bake for 90 minutes to 2 hours on low in the crockpot, or until a toothpick inserted comes out clean.

For more Crockpot Duets, buy Cheryl's newest cookbook - Crockpot Duets: Two Crockpots Making Beautiful Music Together
Crockpot Duets finally answers the proverbial question, "What's for Dinner?" It's not just a cookbook, it's a whole new attitude and method of planning meals. Cheryl's book is going to have you thinking differently about crockpots! You use two crockpots to easily cook a healthy homemade dinner.


Cheryl helps you get the whole dinner done, not just part of it. Crockpot Duets features beautiful photography and recipes taste-tested at Cheryl's table!
Buy now!



The greening of the Chicago River.

LORD who rules over all, blessed is everyone who trusts in you.
Psalm 84:12

Two Free Events in Fowlerville, Michigan for singles and married couples

Two free events in Fowlerville, Michigan this weekend March 12-14

Singles Event -

Friday Evening March 12, 5:15 - 10:00 Pm
No charge - The Road to "I Do" Part I Single's Conference on Relationships
Free pizza dinner at 5:15 Pm on Friday night.
No Childcare.

The Road to “I Do” Part I

With Bob and Cheryl Moeller

Conference for Singles (unattached) or Single Couples Dating, Courting, Engaged Who are Thinking about Marriage and Want Answers from the Bible to Real Questions:



With Bob Moeller – Pastor, Author, Television and Radio Host

Bob and Cheryl, have been married for 30 Years, parents of six children (and one son-in-law). They are authors and Co-Founders of “For Better, For Worse, For Keeps Ministries” (www.bobandcherylmoeller.com)


Session 1 - The Mystery of Bonding

Session 2 - The Importance of Knowing our Heart Condition

Session 3 - Secrets of Lifetime Emotional Intimacy and Commitment

Session 4 - Am I Dating a Boaz or a Bozo?

Married Couples Event -

Saturday, March 13 - No charge - For Better For Worse For Keeps Marriage Conference
Free Pizza Lunch
No Childcare

Both events are sponsored by the Fowlerville Ministerial Association, including 12 Fowlerville Churches - Email reservations to garygriffin@fowlervillenazarene.org or call 517-223-7111. Both events will be held at 1st Baptist Church 241 S. Grand in Fowlerville. For further questions, contact Gary Griffin at the above number and email.

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