9. Keep the glass clean; it helps you to see outside
8. Just because you own a castle by the sea, doesn't mean it's worth much.
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6. Eating more doesn't eliminate the ones that want to eat you.
5. Not everything in the fish bowl is a fish.
4. Don't be proud of being H20 intolerant.
3. Not everything that gets shaken down on you is good for you.
2. Don't get caught in the net.
1. Don't get caught in the net.